Keep Shopping, Keep Spending

Lyrics

Listen closely, you marvelous little drones! That is your true anthem!

KEEP SHOPPING, KEEP SPENDING, that's the only prayer we know!

I need more, I need more, I need the gold and bow!

Scan, bag, debit, credit, there is no time to sleep!

The true meaning of Christmas, is the promises you keep!

I got the last one in the box, I elbowed past the man!

My children will be perfect, just according to the plan!

Another traffic jam, another parking spot I missed

I'm running on three coffees, and a very shaking fist

Fifteen minutes to my shift, the stockroom is all bare

But efficiency is joy, and transactions are prayer

Look at them run! Look at them strive! They’re so wonderfully motivated!

The budget is collapsing, but the feeling is elevated!

KEEP SHOPPING, KEEP SPENDING, that's the only prayer we know!

I need more, I need more, I need the gold and bow!

Scan, bag, debit, credit, there is no time to sleep!

The true meaning of Christmas, is the promises you keep!

Do you think I'm finished yet?

Never, never, never!

They build these mountains, towers of desire and of debt

And they think that giving gifts is what they haven’t finished yet

They are so easily satisfied by plastic and by sheen

They have forgotten everything... except the machine

KEEP SHOPPING, KEEP SPENDING! CREDIT LIMITS ARE A LIE!

I'M GOING HOME! I'M GOING HOME! I'M ABOUT TO CRY!

WE HAVE NO MORE! WE HAVE NO MORE! CHECK BACK IN JANUARY!

THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, IS THE FRENZY AND THE FERRY!

Yes, that’s it. Keep shopping, keep spending

That’s the true meaning of Christmas