A Million Moving Targets

Lyrics

Another cart, another aisle, another box of fleeting style!

The wrapping paper blur, the fear of what you might lose!

A million targets moving fast, designed to break, they won't last!

They’re all running for the things that fail, ignoring the receipts on the trail!

You bought the plastic, the quick fix, the drone, the blinking light!

It's just another piece of trash designed to end the fight!

It’ll be peeling by the 25th, already sold, already spent

A temporary monument to pure financial torment!

The warranties are fictions! The quality is zero!

We celebrate the failure, we celebrate the cheap hero!

A MILLION MOVING TARGETS! RUSHING FOR THE BOMB!

You are the endless frenzy, escaping from the calm!

It’s not a gift! It’s a transaction with a two-week joy guarantee!

It breaks, it sinks, it vanishes, that’s all you get for free!

The barcode scans, the lights flash, another credit card crash!

The debt is piling higher, fueled by temporary passion and rash!

You're racing past the security, tripping on the floor

Just to get that final item that you won't want anymore!

The packaging is better than the product in the end

A disposable tradition that you will blindly defend!

The warranties are fictions! The quality is zero!

We celebrate the failure, we celebrate the cheap hero!

A MILLION MOVING TARGETS! RUSHING FOR THE BOMB!

You are the endless frenzy, escaping from the calm!

It’s not a gift! It’s a transaction with a two-week joy guarantee!

It breaks, it sinks, it vanishes, that’s all you get for free!

Stop! Look at what you're holding. It's already worthless

The wrapping paper is the treasure. The product is the curse